I just spent a good 10 minutes trying to log in to post something. And I was about to give up when I realized I had Caps Lock on. And now I forgot what I was going to post.
GODDAMNIT
So in the meantime, while I try and remember what I was going to write about. Here is a few cat pictures for your enjoyment.
This made my slow day a little better. Garfield always makes me giggle like a little girl. *teehee*
Wade is my traveling squirrel. Yes, squirrel. Mlah won on this one. But yes, Wade will travel with me to the various places I go. Class, parties, behind the shed out back, work, the soccer field, etc. Yeah that’s right, the really will be - the roaming squirrel. And thanks to camera phones, I will have access everywhere I go to take pictures! hah.
Fear the squirrel.
You never know if he may end up somewhere near YOU!
My psych professor the other day showed the class a power point. The subject was perception, like how we perceive depth and what not. There were lots of fancy terms, but I can’t remember any of them because I was so entranced by the plastic gnome that kept reappearing in each picture she showed us. Now, everyone has that professor that is a little “out there,” but this woman is waaaay out there. She is my favorite.
But back the gnome. Apparently, while she was traveling around Europe, she stole this plastic gnome from a friend of hers and proceeded to take pictures with it everywhere she went. Very similar to the Travelocity “Roaming Gnome.” oh! OH! how clever. She even claims to still have the gnome. Personally, I want proof. More pictures!
But my teacher’s bemusing antics got me thinking. I need a little AtraVovi mascot.
Oh, it’s coming. Just you wait.
A friend of mine said the best thing tonight. I just had to share.
“I really don’t understand handjobs. I can do that to myself, thanks. Why don’t we do something that I can’t do and I’ll just do what your doing now…later.” - Andrew.
Admit it, it’s true. And I know, while you read it, you were nodding. I love this kid, he speaks nothing but truth.
So I had an awkward moment today. I had come back from soccer practice, and was sitting at my computer, minding my own business, when my room mate walks in and throws something at me. *GASP* It’s the bra I had been wearing earlier before I had gone to change for practice. [Insert awkward silence] Apparently, she had found it outside in the hall, just uh…. lying there. How she knew it was mine, I’m not sure. It may have been the fact that is was the black, lacy one I tend to hang out in our room in when I don’t feel like wearing a shirt. She has become quite familiar with my underwear.
I was very glad to have it back. It would have been a shame to lose it. I guess it had fallen out of my bag when I was coming back to the room. Really need to remember to zip up my bag.
Not to mention how surprised I was that it was abducted by the boys across the hall, which no doubt I’ll be writing about later. They are… quite the characters. Actually, I wonder how many people just passed it in the hall. Did they just wonder about it? If I saw a bra in the hall, I would probably check the size to see if it would fit me. Can’t have enough black, lacy bras, I always say!
But anyway, for all those who were worried, my favorite bra has been returned to me after the short period of which I did not even realize it was missing.
Maybe next time I can avoid this predicament by just not wearing one during the class before practice. I’m sure the guy who sits next to me wouldn’t mind.
So I was reading up on the news, well actually just looking at “the fan” on the comcast.net homepage, and I came across something I found very amusing. I was disappointed though, that I couldn’t find any sort of link to put here, since the fan is flash. But if you want to go search it, try comcast. There should be a link somewhere on there. Sorry to make you search.
[Edit: To read an actual article on the event visit here.]
But anyway, apparently a few friendly neighborhood cops had chosen to dine at the local Burger King establishment in their neighborhood. Innocent enough, yes? WELL! Upon looking over their incredibly nutritious meals, they discovered a “little extra leaf” in addition to their lettuce. Apparently, some of the fine employees of the BK restaurant had added some *gasp* weed, grass, mary-jane, yes that’s right-marijuana-to their burgers. The “suspects” were apprehended and the police rushed to the hospital.
First off, when you eat at ANY burger king, you are taking your life into your own hands. At least they knew what was on their burger, it’s what was in it that they should have been worried about. Besides, I find it amusing that they examined their food. Did it taste funny? Lets be honest, everything from that place “tastes funny.” They obviously had to know what they were tasting.
But my favorite part was that they were “rushed to the hospital” for treatment. Treatment for what? That was probably the best day at work they’ve had in years!
I guess now we know they call them Happy Meals.
So I assume everyone has heard of the Senator Foley scandle? The one sending sexual emails to teenage boys? yes? Well, I heard my first Foley joke the other day. My goodness its a giggler.
Q: Why doesnt Senator Foley use bookmarks?
A: Because he prefers to bend his pages over!
*giggle* *giggle* *snort*
Yes, now you have a fantastic gay senator joke to share with all your friends. I know I have.
