My name is Liah. Don’t call me Leah. I like to take photos, digital mostly. But that’s not all I like *winkwinknudgenudge*. I like blizzards from Dairy Queen with extra snickers of course. Actually ice cream in general is wonderful. I also like to camp and hike and have been considering rock climbing.

I’m a creative writing major at Miami University of Ohio. Yes, Ohio. And yes, creative writing. I write fiction, mostly short stories, but I really hope one of these days I’ll actually finish something…maybe even a novel. The trick here is going to be figuring out how to make money. Dag.

My dating life has been eventful. Not much else to say about that one. Though I have an incredibly overprotective uncle who has made it all the more difficult. Can you rescue me from him? I’ll make it worth your while? I promise….

I tried the girlfriend thing once. I was more into her clothes than her though. She would buy me all the blizzards I wanted as well, but eventually she demanded a little more, and lets face it, I’m not swinging that way. Now I have to buy my own frosty treats.

I’m brunette with blue eyes and perfect boobs. My last boyfriend said that they could be bigger. He dates a fat girl now.

I like to dance. But I’m trying to expand my abilities beyond the usual moneymaker shaking everybody does at the club. Maybe a little belly dancing?

Enough of what I like, how about some things I don’t like!

I don’t like clothes. I prefer to wear as little as possible.

I don’t like squirrels. They hate me too. They stare at me with those wee bitty eyes, and follow me across the quad at school. Sometimes I have to run because they want to catch me. I run to McDonalds when the squirrels chase me. For some reason the squirrels do not like McDonalds. I don’t know, but the squirrels always stop at the parking lot. They fear to come any closer. McDonalds is a squirrel safe zone.

100 Things About Me

1. I’m a brunette

2. I’d give it to David Beckham on the soccer field, during a game.

3. I like to dance.

4. I ran a half marathon in High School.

5. I can do the splits, all three ways *wink*

6. Blue is my favorite color.

7. I have a thing for brunettes, but yeah, blondes are pretty sexy too.

8. I work as a waitress, but only until I’m discovered.

9. No, I don’t work at Hooters. Though I might get discovered there faster.

10. I drive a mustang (in my dreams at least)

11. I graduated High School in Cali.

12. I can run fast. Go ahead, I’ll give you a head start. I’ll catch you. I will always catch you.

13. I like to write

14. I’ve been to Mexico

15. I had a moped in High School

16. Never again! And that’s all I will say about that.

17. I like to swim.

18. I like to sunbathe (and someday want to go to Europe to do it topless)

19. I was on the High School soccer team

20. I hate lettus

21. I hate squirrels, rats with good PR is all they are.

22. I’m not wearing any underwear right now

23. I hung my Barbies at 9 years old.

24. My Ken doll had a thing for my older brother

25. I love silk

26. I want to learn kung fu someday

27. I stole bubblegum when I was 10, and got caught

28. I want to sky dive someday

29. I also want to scuba dive, and swim with the sharks

30. I get paid 2.85 an hour. (but get mad tips. Gotta love the assests)

31. I got detention in high school for hitting a girl in the head with my math text book

32. She bled

33. I suck at spelling

34. I met President Clinton 9 years ago, (it was more of a drive by really)

35. I like to snow ski too

36. I hate Star Wars, the new ones at least.

37. I loooove the name Harper

38. Did I mention I’d give it to David Beckham? Anywhere?

39. I design my own skins, just can’t figure out how to put them up yet

40. I burned my older sister’s clothes once. I was tired of hand me downs.

41. I’m the baby in my family

42. I dont like massages.

43. I love potato soup

44. I can eat spicy food. The spicier the better!

45. My sisters tried to sell me in Mexico when I was 6

46. I was born in the middle of nowhere

47. I streaked my High School Freshman Homecoming

48. I bought a bike because gas is so expensive, and hell, its college

49. I wear mini skirts as often as possible.

50. I went to a Halloween party last year wearing nothing but cellophane and post-it notes