The Dirty South

So I have made a few references to “The Dirty South” and I feel like I should explain this fully.

First off, no, this is not in reference to anal sex. I’ve heard this lie, and no, it has NOTHING to do with that.

In actuality, The DS is a group of 8 girls who live in the South Side of our Dorm. Because of how the floors work, we are the only south side with girls, making us the best. duh.

At first there were 6. I was shy, but they accepted me to make the group 7. Then gradually, we added another girl to even us out to the Extremely Sexy Eight. (As opposed to the sexy six or sexy seven as we were before) It’s true, we just keep getting sexier.

Granted, because we do tend to broadcast ourselves, we have developed a reputation in the dorm as being….sluts. I would like to say, this is NOT true. Two of us have boyfriends! So a few of the other girls tend to make out with random guys every weekend, but really that’s it. And sure sometimes not all of us come home at night. But, it’s college right?

People love to hate us, and I think that makes us celebrities.

Ironically, the girls in the dorm like us. No beef with them. It’s all the guys that talk shit about us. Lemme guess why….because we won’t hook up with them! Funny how that works.

But we also have fun practices, such as Plastered Piggy which I mentioned before.

Plastered Pig, as pictures below is actually my personal pet, Piggy. No really, my parents got her while I was away at school. She is an albino hairless guinea pig. I brought back pictures and “Plastered Pig” was born.

If one earns “Plastered Pig” she must have the picture on her door until it goes to someone else. This is to let everyone know that she was an absolute shit show that weekend, or at least that she got really plastered. It’s relative each weekend.

I got it last weekend. And since we didn’t go out Saturday night, I get her all week. woot.

We also have “Trashy Teresa.” There is a whole long story behind this one that I actually don’t know completely. But somehow we came into possession of a baby doll. We named her Trashy Teresa and took a picture. Now, if a girl hooks up with an exceptional amount of people one weekend or spends the night, etc., then she gets Trashy Teresa on her wall. Again, relative.

This past weekend I was boasting that I had never had Trashy Teresa on my door since that whole boyfriend thing keeps me from doing that whole hookup thing. No complaints here. But my friends decided that I get TT when I go home next weekend. There is no doubt I’ll be the trashiest of us all that weekend. *wink*

We have a fun motto to: “You mess with one of us, you mess with ALL of us.”

And it’s true. On more than one occasion we’ve given people hell for saying shit about on of the girls. That shit doesn’t fly with us.

That’s how we roll. We’re the Dirty South.

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