First off, I want to apologize for the drunk post from the other night. I don’t even remember being on the computer that night. It was one of those nights where my friends felt the need to get me drunker than usual.
It started out with me just wanting to go and a have a few beers, and see all my friends up at the PIKE house. (PKA Frat for those who don’t know) It was a Heaven and Hell party, and I chose to be a devil. That’s just how I roll. Not gonna lie, I looked pretty devilish.
Well we get there, and it turns out they have….JUNGLE JUICE! With not the usual nasty vodka that most places use since Everclear is illegal in Ohio. No, it had everclear, which I didn’t realize till after three cups and 2 beers. Possibly more beers, to be honest, I don’t remember. They just kept going down.
As far as I remember I made out with 2 or 3 girls. The third one may have been a mirror in the bathroom. We danced in the shower, we took way too many pictures, and we told everyone that we are the dirty south.
Again, for those that don’t know, the Dirty South consists of 8 girls that live in my corridor. They are sexy and bad ass. We aren’t to be messed with. But we are always willing to fool around. Well, the single one are. Two of us have boyfriends, but we like to tease.
Anyway. At some point, we all got split up. So one of the PIKE pledges, a friend of mine from a previous party, walked me home. Sadly, I do remember at point stopping, turning to the side, yacking, then continuing to walk. Didn’t even phase me. Not bad for the first time getting sick at school.
Eventually I made it home. Curled up with my trash can and passed out. Obviously not after some drunk blogging though.
Come to find out the next morning that only 3 of 8 of the girls came home that night. Damn right, we’re the dirty south.
I got plastered piggy when they found out I got sick. That means I have a picture of a hairless guinea pig on my door all week so everyone knows I got plastered over the weekend. Always fun.
And even though I woke up with the hangover fit for Satan himself (see what I did there?), I got a call from my mom.
Now, Brace yourself. This was the most exciting thing to happen to me in a long time
My parents…without even telling me ahead of time…….
BOUGHT ME A NEW CAR!!!
yes that’s right, a Brand New Silver 2008 Honda Civic. They then sent me this picture:
Now every time I see a car commercial, I freak out.
What makes this even better is, this coming weekend, I’m going home!! So I get to drive MY BRAND NEW CAR!!!
I think I’ll name her Delilah. <3
The final reason this weekend has been awesome?
John. He just makes me happy. Thus, every time I get to talk to him? awesome.
I know, my admiration sickening isn’t it?
SO that is why this weekend has been the best weekend ever. Until next weekend, when I get to have hot hot valentines/birthday sex and drive my BRAND NEW CAR!
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You son of a bitch with your new car!
And as for being in San Diego, all the more reason to be at the conference. Yep.
Comment by Gooseberried 02.11.08 @ 3:42 pm