Tags: Ranting
Today has been the nicest day so far this year. Granted, it was about 40 all last week, I’m thinking 84 is a pretty nice change. This of course sparked the usual array of garage sales and BBQs one would expect. I used to frequent garage sales to rummage through the “treasures” that people were throwing away to further decorate my room, but I still refuse to talk to the mutants that live next door, and I wasn’t about to rummage through their junk. They were probably selling body parts around back anyway. I’m sure they were giving “special deals” on parts that could be used for identification. Teeth, fingers, etc.
But the best part of the day is that I have yet to wear anything other than a swim suit. The days I don’t have to wear real clothes are truly the best days. I got a bunch of yard work done, which included power washing the chairs and sidewalk. Yes, I was trusted with a powerful stream of water which can, as was proven, be used as a very effective weapon. I wonder if the cops would search my car if I had one in the back seat. Like I always say, anything can be a weapon (of mass destruction) if you try hard enough. Just like Demitri M000 says about walk in closets. No, his name isn’t actually M000, I just can’t remember his name. He has a special on comedy central though.
Of course, a day like this wouldn’t be complete without a good hour of laying in the sun, which of course results in an awful sunburn along my shoulders. I was proactive though, and had my Aloe Vera handy. Hopefully that will keep my “tan” from peeling. Just a few more sessions of this and I’ll have that healthy skin-cancer glow just in time for summer!
Why do people put so much emphasis on tans? What is so appealing about it? My guess is that it makes you look like you spend time outside. One more way technology has allowed us to cheat the world.
I heard about this man who sued his wife after she gave birth to and ugly baby. Apparently, she had undergone extensive plastic surgery to look hawt, and didn’t tell him. So then they had an ugly baby, and I guess the man felt cheated.
In a way its like cheating the system. We get these fake tans, have plastic surgery, and get things added and removed all the time to look more appealing and get laid. Darwin’s theory is getting shot to hell. If naturally really hairy people keep getting their hair removed, it’s going to stop the evolution from hairy monkeys to not so hairy people.
Yes, I am a believer in evolution. If I really wanted to piss people off, I would start talking about religion. hmm…
But in all honesty, if people continue to change their looks, and appear to be something their not, evolution is going to go completely haywire. Technology, which we feel is advancing our civilization, is in fact keeping us from progressing. By helping everyone, we are keeping the weaker in the running. How will we ever have a super race is we do that?!
Support Darwin. Kill a weakling today.
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